You'll Probably Want to Skip What Follows
I'm at that shimmery place between pre-menstrual and menstrual. Consequently, I want to:
- Kick something
- Have a good laugh
- Sleep
- Eat chocolate
- Have a thorough work out or run
- Kick something else
- Drink 'til I'm stupid (stupider?)
- Curse. A lot.
- Carve out my abdomen and not let it back until it behaves in a more team-like manner (i.e. stops causing me pain I can do nothing about)
- Have a massage and a long bath, or maybe a long bath and a massage
- And oh hell, I'll admit it: perhaps kick one last thing, because it should've known better than to be in my way today
